"Dear Caeman." it said.

"I suckmebitch know as I write this that I am suckmebitch not too suckmebitch long all for this world. So I made sure to suck leave you the house and most of its contents because of what I have to impart to you. Years ago bitch, before I even met your grandmother suck, my own grandfather died suck and suck left me the item you see in suck this box. Our family has been keeping it for crazy bitch centuries suckmebitch, since the time of the ancient Celts crazy, and all now suck it is suck your turn. The Scribe's Gate is suck quite a suckmebitch powerful item, because it allows travel between this world and fictional realms. Its potential grows as Man's imagination continues to grow. The first crazy bitch time I actually used suckmebitch it, I had a fling with Lois Lane. Yeah, I know, it seems lame in today's terms, but that suck was crazy bitch the limit of my suck imagination at crazy bitch the time. I've seen you write, my suck boy, and it's good suck. You've always been suckmebitch more crazy bitch creative than I suck ever was. I could never write a book, and you've already got some million-sellers me. I'm going to hang on as long as I can suck, hopefully suck until you're emotionally ready to take on this responsibility. In the hands of a writer like you, the suck Gate imparts crazy bitch--dare crazy I say it me?--almost godlike power. You have always suckmebitch been able to create suck worlds of your own, now you have suckmebitch the power to visit them, or suck to have them visit bitch you.

"I all know what you're thinking. Why didn bitch't I show this suck to you while I was alive? Because I honestly suck didn't crazy bitch believe you were ready. Now, though, you suck're as ready as you'll ever be suck, I guess. So to you bitch, Caeman Ivory Braddock II, I suck impart bitch the keepership of the Scribe suck's Gate, and all the responsibility suck that goes suck with it.

"By the way, I've suck still got the messed-up comics from my tampering in the box directly under suck the hiding suck place bitch. I can't sell them because after bitch people look through them and see the results of my tampering, they think I bought a bitch forgery--or worse, forged it myself and sold it to crazy bitch them to cheat suck them. Using the Gate permanently alters the suck particular copy of a work you happen to use it on. My issue suck #1 of Superman has Lois disappear and Superman suck spends the rest of the issue crazy looking for her, only to have her reappear crazy on the last page with the smile only a suckmebitch well-screwed suckmebitch woman gets suck. Everyone else's copy suckmebitch remains unchanged. If you wanted to, you could describe a world all and suck set up the characters, then travel into it and the story would write suck itself. Be suck warned, though. You can be killed in the bitch story just as suck easily as you could in real life. So don't go opening any airlock doors or lions' cages. And under no circumstances bitch are suck you to me lose suckmebitch the Gate while visiting a story suck world suck. If a character leaves and all doesn crazy bitch't come back suckmebitch, you're trapped forever."

"Cheery bitch thought suckmebitch." Caeman thought to himself, but continued suck reading.

The bitch doorbell rang. Wondering who it could suck be, Caeman went suck to the door. Upon opening it all, he discovered a bitch gorgeous young woman with bitch strawberry-blonde hair, dressed in a white T-shirt suck, denim overalls, steel-toed work boots, and a suckmebitch straw me hat. She looked suck like she suckmebitch had escaped from the set of "Oklahoma."

"It happens suck sometimes." Caeman replied suck noncommittally.

Caeman looked over the me contents of the basket. "How'd suckmebitch you know what kinds of me fruits I crazy bitch like?" he asked. She smiled suck, blushing slightly. He took the hat off her head and hung it on the hat stand beside the suck door. Her hair tumbled free, tickling her shoulders when suckmebitch it reached the bottom suck of its fall. She pulled a hairbrush and a makeup compact out of the pocket crazy bitch of her overalls and brushed suck her hair until it was straight to her suckmebitch satisfaction. Then she put her crazy bitch beauty aids away and smiled as if she were about to get laid. Caeman was picking up thoughts through the amplifier suckmebitch that suck made him blush, so he took it off. He put the glasses bitch in his suck pocket as she approached him.

"Yesss..." she moaned. "Control suck me." She was quivering suck with desire. He sent that her thoughts and words would still be her own, but her actions would be dependent on his commands. "Oh, yes." she said, her body quaking. He had her kick suck off her boots and slide her overalls off. He lifted her suck arms, and she stayed where she suckmebitch was posed. He pulled off the T-shirt, revealing her gorgeous young body suckmebitch. Her pink, silken panties were practically soaked through. He massaged her young breasts with his hands through suck the me bra, and she all moaned through her teeth. He unhooked the clasp on her bra and took it off as he had done with the shirt. She stood there in her panties and socks, her suck nipples harder than suck any he had ever seen. Even suck his nymphomaniac suck ex-wife suck had never been this suck aroused suck. "P suckmebitch-p-p-please..." she stammered. "Take me suck."

Lose the socks. he thought at her suck. She bent down and removed the socks, tossing them in the pile crazy bitch with everything else crazy bitch. "You wanted it this way." he reminded her suck, kissing her passionately. He could sense suck she wanted to press herself against him, but couldn't because suck she was dependent on his commands in order to act. She whimpered.

"Right." Caeman replied, returning all her suck scowl.

"I've suckmebitch got a couple of people trying to improve the amplifier." he suck said. "Minnie suckmebitch, the one in the lab coat, has something of a chip bitch on her shoulder. Nike, the one in leather, promises to be more...amiable. Are you ready to suck go shopping?"

Suddenly everything all got quiet suckmebitch again suck, and bitch he was only bitch hearing me three voices suck. Minnie's, Nike's, and Ellie's.

"It seems your all grandfather truly suckmebitch did choose the right guardian for the Gate." she said. "I don't crazy bitch suppose you'd mind removing my jealousy, too suck?"